Spoiler-Filled Discussion of Sonic the Hedgehog


Paramount and Sega were horribly misguided in how they went about marketing Sonic the Hedgehog on its first attempt, but now they’ve corrected themselves. After likely overworking and underpaying their poor animators to oblivion, those degenerate film executives have now given us a version of their Sonic that is actually tolerable to look at. Kudos to Jeff Fowler and company for making that happen, but it’s still insane to think how we all ultimately got here.

The cast for Sonic the Hedgehog is headlined by Ben Schwartz voicing the Blue Blur, supported by James Marsden, Jim Carry, Tika Sumpter, Lee Majdoub, and Neal McDonough, to name a few.

My synopsis of the film would be:

“Ten years after the incredibly fast and supernaturally powerful Sonic arrived on Earth, life has been mostly kind to him. He enjoys his existence in the peaceful small town of Green Hills, Montana, observing its citizens’ daily lives and trying to develop his own identity despite his crippling loneliness. One day, however, he accidentally causes a massive power surge that attracts the attention of the government and their radical consultant Dr. Robotnik. Sonic then teams up with the local sheriff Tom Wachowski to help him get to safety.

As has been the case with most of our roundtable discussions, the length of our reviews has led to me declining to write a full summary of our thoughts. Therefore, this is all you’ll get for the written version.

I hope you enjoy our thoughts on this meme’d but nonetheless decent movie!

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